I never do late night posts. But people, I had to. Have you heard of this guy? Etienne de Crecy? Yes, you have because you can find blogs and know how to tweet, and probably didn’t learn how to blog from the barista at your local Starbucks. But this is news to me, this #myass youtube phenomenon. See, you allow access to all of your social media accounts and he makes a special video of all of your sweet family photos and intersperses them with video of women jiggling their asses. Yes, he found my ass and made video of it. HAHAHA. No, not my ass, but yes my pics.
It’s times like these that I am so happy that I don’t have any naked selfies of myself online. Well, I don’t have any that I know of, but my kids walk around with phones they don’t know how to use snapping pics all the time. So if you see this video and there is a picture of me, say, sitting on the potty waving kids away, or a picture of my husband on the potty reading a novel, then…sorry?
If you are inclined to allow a French Rapper access to all of your social media accounts, and who knows with clouds these days, maybe all of your credit card numbers and sordid secrets then go for it. Just hit it up here.
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